Town Planning: Ripe for Sarcasm

Mike VineNews & Views

“The city will hold a meeting Thursday night between planners and the Miller family on the proposed ‘Lasagna Dinner Project’.

 Proposed for what is now a set of empty dinner plates, the Lasagna Dinner Project would be the highest caloric meal the Miller household has considered in some time.

 Local group Vegetables Now plans to weigh in with their counterproposal of mushy cauliflower and brussels sprouts, which they have described as the result of ‘smart growth’.”

Full story: http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20140109-NEWS-140109744